Vocabulario de puta madre

Disclaimer. This blog post is about street talk in Spain so some of the stuff is not PG. Spaniards cuss a lot more and throw around words casually that we would never say in public. Our teacher Andy today told us some street language so we would know what people were saying on the streets of Spain and so we would not be surprised when someone said joder on the street (you will learn what that means later).

Expression with your friends

Qué chungo! = That's rough

Me mola = I like ____

Qué asco! = how gross!

Qué besita! someone with no tact

Dígame? = This is what you say when you pick up the phone

Esa es una juerguista = Someone that loves to party

Qué ganas tengo de ____! = I can't believe ____!

Es el alma de la fiesta= the life of the party

Es un aquafiestas = is a wet blanket

Da igual = when you have no preference

Cuando las vacas vuelen = this is the same as when pigs fly but instead they say when cows fly

Es muy majetón = someone that is attractive inside and out :) this is a good compliment

Déjame en paz = leave me alone. this is very strong. I use this with Spanish men cause they are so extremely annoying

Que peaso! = something that is a bother

Don Juan= a player

Meter la pata = commit an error

Insultos

(directed towards men)

Cabrón = jerk, asshole

capullo = dick head

mamón = jerk

gilipollas = jerk, asshole

desgraciado= you are a disgrace

(directed towards women)

Zorra= mean self interested women

perra= lose women

puta= a witch

General insults

No me toques los huevos = stop pissing me off. This is really strong and a huge insult

or you can use it like this

Pablo pasa el día tocándose los huevos= this means you are a lazy bum

Coño = you say this when you are surprised

Ser un coñazo= when something is difficult

Estar de coña= pulling my leg

Lastly my teacher made a table of things you say in the bar and things that are "señora approved" It is like when we say darn and then the water downed version is darn.

Joder= Fuck

but Spaniards when around kids and stuff say "jolín"

Mierda=Shit

watered down they say "míercoles" this one cracks me up because literally translated it means Wednesday but it is just that it sounds like mierda.

Well I can't believe I just wrote about cussing but here in Spain people on the streets say this way more often than in the US. Being crude is acceptable here.